This is 7 seconds long and you should watch it.
(via bitch-kindly-swerve)
Soul Eater 111
logged the fuck in (Source: newkidsonmycock11, via jibber-jabber-jingles)
get this picture of bill clinton playing sax 100,000 notes. the future of mankind depends on it (via jibber-jabber-jingles)
i didn’t know it was possible to trust someone this much (via chicksdigsaurs)
TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES
(via always-singhal)
My dick has never been so soft WOW YOUNG WOMEN WANTING TO LIKE SHIT THEY LIKES BECAUSE THEY FUCKING LIKE IT AND NOT CARING ABOUT YOUR USELESS DICK WOW, HOW DARE THESE GIRLS NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR KNOB WOW A FLACCID PENIS, WHAT A TRAVESTY LADIES, QUICKLY, STOP DOING SHIT FOR YOURSELF ONLY THIS GUY’S DICK MATTERS IN YOUR LIVES STRUCTURE YOUR WHOLE FUCKING LIFE SO THIS DUDE RIGHT HERE CAN JUST LOOK AT YOUR AND GET AN ERECTION LIKE UR SUPPOSED TO IN THE FIRST PLACE WOW, IM SO SORRY ABOUT YOUR FLOPPY FUCKING COCK, WOW, SO SORRY (via takealookatyourlife)
one person is born a year which means that right now there are 2013 people on Earth right now. Truly amazing.
uhm, there was 2006 people in my secondary school in 2011, that would mean everyone in the world except five went to my secondary school.. i think you might be wrong sir..
do i look like a liar?
(via photobombingjesus)
